Avast!

Ahoy, I be Cap'n Kathryn Backstabber, and fer all ye land lubbers who've had yer heads in a barrel of grog, today be talk like a pirate day! This be an official holiday for all us actual pirates, so if ye know what's good for ye, ye'll dust off yer cutlass and get t' sailing!

Get yerself a pirate name and join the crew if ye know what's good fer ye! Or else ye'll be walkin' the plank and greetin' Davey Jones face to face like the bilge rat that ye are!

Arrrrr!